Scammer - Shame On You

Just yesterday, some lame scammer made a pathetic attempt on trying to get hold of the domain by sending me this email.

One look at it and I knew immediately this guy is a time waster. Anyhow, I replied him politely.

And guess what? The moron must be thinking he could pull a fast one by replying me this.

Is he fucking kidding me? WHO THE FUCK is HAITONG anyways?

So this was my reply to him.

I mean John, for Christ fucking sake please go sign up for some English classes first before you make another attempt in the future!

And what kind of fucking name is John Wang anyway?

You're a fucking laughing joke and disgrace not only to your family, but to all Chinese. Your attempts are not creative at all and its been used many times in the past by lots of people.

Read this, this and this please.

Had you been a little bit more creative and imaginative, all these wouldn't have come to an end so soon and we could play a little longer.

Oh God I am laughing so hard now I think I'm gonna puke.

So John, to you and your bunch of dumb, pathetic, unimaginative bunch of Chinese scammers, all I can say is:

"Ah ahahahahahahahahahaha......... FUCK YOU!"


Ju-Lian said...

bro, u do reli have spare time lolx
pathetic chinese man and english ~

Chew Soon said...

haha no man, it's just that this dude is so funny I really had to share it here :P

Jimmy Lee said...

Haha, not long after i saw you blog. I also recieved this email as well at work and it came thru our company general enquiry. Other than the domain name, the email is exactly 100% the same word for word. =)

Chew Soon said...

well jimmy, dont think we're that stupid right :)

Jimmy Lee said...

Eh cmon, im the I.T. engineer in the company leh haha, the admin person screening the general enquiry email dun know, just forward to everyone else =)

Anonymous said...

scam FAIL
sarcastic yet honest replies WIN

Eu Jin said...

Normal la bro. I gotten those type of emails a couple of times already.

Rey said...

Nice one bro!!!

Chew Soon said...

I guess I was bored lately while waiting for the updates from my car so I thought I poked these guys a little to kill some time :D